Wednesday, January 30, 2008

My girl is so funny

Sadly, bathroom humor is very big in my household. I know many people think it's disgusting talking about farting, pooping, burping, etc. but that is the way I was raised and how my 3-unit family is now. We are always laughing about that kind of stuff. Well this morning, in efforts to try to head off another grumpy start of her day, I tried to be nice by putting G's school uniform in front of the heater vent to warm up. I don't know what it is about closet but her clothes are always freezing. Anyway, I am sitting on the bed waiting for her to come out of the bathroom so I can help her get dressed. Yes. I am one of those mothers who still have to help their 10 1/2 year old get dressed in the morning. Believe me, it goes much faster that way and it reduces the chance of WW3. So she comes in the room and I say, "G", I tried to warm up your clothes this morning so you wouldn't be so cold." She says, "What did you do mom? Fart on them".

8 comments:

Lisa said...

How funny. Heehee.

There's alot of that humor here too. :-)

slackermommy said...

Thank God I'm not the only mom who helps her children who are old enough to get dressed and warms their uniforms in the dryer. My neighbor still pokes fun of me for the uniform
warming.

Huckdoll said...

Haha...that was a quick comeback huh?

Jeannette E. Spaghetti said...

That's hilarious! (I love bathroom humor, too. And it drives my husband CRAZY!)

Guinea Pig said...

I figure if kids come out laughing at that stuff then we are genetically programmed to do it. And why fight it? Might as well make the most of it since you can't make it go away.

The Town Criers said...

That is hysterical. Gross, but hysterical.

Caffeine Court said...

Hey-your daughter and my daughter would get along GREAT!

My oldest is nine and we are always rushing so much in the morning that I put practically every piece of clothing on her myself. I really should get up earlier!

A Buns Life said...

Olivia this morning totally farted in our bed and she said, I just poot-tooted in your bed. I don't do that in MY bed, only in your bed. She then started giggling hysterically.